And Jake Gyllenhaal unleashes the power of B.A.R.F.
I love you three thousand.
In which we fully explore our complicated feelings about Thanos.
Take notes, kids – this will be on the test.
In The Avengers, all the momentum of the character-and world-building origin stories comes together – we’ve got all our heroes, S.H.I.E.L.D., P.E.G.A.S.U.S., the Tesseract, even Loki – and in the steady, loving hands of Joss Whedon, everything is fireworks.
Boy does this film double down on America’s love of incorrigible arrogance.